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Kinja'd!!! "Jcarr" (jcarr)
03/08/2017 at 08:57 • Filed to: None

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Kinja, please don’t eat the !!!error: Indecipherable SUB-paragraph formatting!!! for breakfast.

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From the responding PD:

GLASTONBURY MAN ARRESTED FOR DESTROYING KARDASHIAN SELFIES BOOKS. On 3/6/17 at 1530 hours, a 74 year old Glastonbury man was arrested by warrant for Criminal Mischief 3rd Degree, stemming from an incident that occurred on 10/13/16. The man had gone to Barnes & Noble Booksellers in Glastonbury and was caught on security camera spreading a red liquid all over some Kim Kardashian books. The books, titled “Selfish” contained large print photos of Kim Kardashian’s selfies. Six copies of the books were destroyed in the massacre and could not be revived. He also left a lengthy note (that he took the time to type out) explaining his dislike of Ms. Kardashian and people like her. After being booked he was released on a $2,500.00 non-surety bond.


DISCUSSION (5)


Kinja'd!!! CalzoneGolem > Jcarr
03/08/2017 at 09:01

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Doing the Lord’s work.


Kinja'd!!! vondon302 > Jcarr
03/08/2017 at 09:07

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This guy needs a go fund me page.


Kinja'd!!! Chariotoflove > Jcarr
03/08/2017 at 09:09

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So he was caught red-handed.

Someone had to say it.


Kinja'd!!! ttyymmnn > Jcarr
03/08/2017 at 09:11

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The books, titled “Selfish” contained large print photos of Kim Kardashian’s selfies.

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Kinja'd!!! 404 - User No Longer Available > Jcarr
03/08/2017 at 09:15

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Saw the title, first thing came to me:

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